Monday, January 13, 2014

Redskins Funny Facts


Recently RG3 went on Facebook answering critics about how he handles himself. later Martellus Bennett ripped Griffin for using Facebook. The problem with that is there is a 140 character limit on Twitter. Those who don't know, Twitter is just a alternative Facebook. Griffin's post was much more than 140 character so he naturally couldn't post it on Twitter unless he wanted 8 separate post. Just wanted to clear that up. Now to the actual funny parts.

Many people focused on the post due to Griffin answering critics but I'm much more interested in this part.

"I wear a sleeve because....well the same reason Pierre Garcon wears a fang mouthpiece-S. Moss wears a hand warmer when it's 70 degrees-Will Montgomery wears elbow pads-Alfred Morris wears shin guards-London Fletcher doesn't wear sleeves in below freezing weather-Adam Carriker does bicep curls and tricep extensions before a game-Chris Baker dances before every game in the locker room-Logan Paulsen does 2 handed spikes when he celebrates touchdowns-Chris Chester does ninja spins to block people-Some guys wear sleeves & some don't-Some guys wear wristbands & some don't-Etc Etc"
                                                                                                                         -Robert Griffin III

Am I really the only one that finds this funny? The Redskins have a guy working out before a game while another is dancing. Also RG3 makes a good observations. London Fletcher seems to not feel the cold and Logan Paulsen felt 2 hands are needed to spike a football. Finnaly Garcon wants to be a vampire!

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